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July 23, 2014 11:09 pm
benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

11:08 pm

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via ruinedchildhood)

5:29 pm 5:28 pm

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

(via scentedglitter)

5:28 pm
deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via ruinedchildhood)

1:19 pm
sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial, via ruinedchildhood)

9:49 am 9:32 am

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via youre-gonna-hear-me-pyroar)

9:31 am
soundlyawake:

obviouslybenhughes:

littlebigdetails:

Google Camera - Shows a rotate icon while phone is vertical and in video mode, encouraging you to record proper horizontal videos.

FINALLY

THE SONG THOUGH

soundlyawake:

obviouslybenhughes:

littlebigdetails:

Google Camera - Shows a rotate icon while phone is vertical and in video mode, encouraging you to record proper horizontal videos.

FINALLY

THE SONG THOUGH

9:28 am

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via scentedglitter)

9:28 am 9:27 am 9:27 am

ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via ruinedchildhood)

9:25 am 9:25 am

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via taypandakins)